Construction Site, New Lights

Just another day on Baltimore Ave.
I was woken up this morning to a doorbell, rung not just once but twice.
The man in yellow asked me to move my car.
I said I didn’t have a car. He told me to tell my friends.
I told him I didn’t have any friends. WITH CARS!
Then I was awoken to a pulsating and shaking.
I couldn’t believe my ears. I was not warned.
I could not prepare myself for the coming of the events that were to follow.
First I skipped, the tributary, celebratory meal hosted by Penn Alexander!
With your special guest, Ben Franklin!
He’ll seduce you, then introduce you to his high ranking friends.
Have you met Mr. Jefferson and his wife and kids.
And his other wife and kids.