sultbathgate

sultbathgate - Those were the “words” I had to type in to verify that I wasn’t a robot.

Or a hacker. Or a robot hacker.

Everytime I have to verify, beads of sweat bust from my forehead.

Will I be able to read the letters or numbers? Will I get it right?

Usually I have to try a few times, to wait for an easy one.

When I finally prove that I am a humanoid with no ill intentions.

I am granted permission to be apart of the group.

I was really excited to find this one.

AthensJacks
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Athens, GA Jack Off Club For guys who have no hang ups about getting together with some other guys for mutual masturbation fun!

That is what I am talking about!

We used to have “circle jerks in high school.

They were the best. Our other name for it was race cars.

This should be a class in high school.

Yes it would exclude women, but why not?

They get to do all the fun stuff and wear all the fabulous clothes.

Yes, I have some vagina jealousy, and why not?

They took my foreskin as a baby!

My labia! No! I would have shouted.

If only I could communicate in words.

I thought crying would tell them how I felt.

I have been desheathed.

That is why I like the solidarity of MM
(what I like to call mutual masterbation)

That is why you should let me into your group!

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Ok, how about

Hi, my name is Bill.

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WELCOME BILL

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